There’s a Party in this Box and Everyone’s Invited

CaptureNo jokes: this game is legit fun.

Okay, one joke: Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9! Ha ha!

What, you knew that? Okay, here’s another: Why did seven eat nine? Because he was told to get three square emails a day.

Get it? No? Really? Dude, it’s simple math. 3^2 = 9.

Sushi Go Party involves a bit of math, but no squares or anything like that. It’s just a lot of fun. Buy it, find some friends, and play.

$19.99 but sometimes cheaper.

Eventually, Everyone Dies of Diphtheria

71iz2yyzyul-_sy355_What is diphtheria, anyway? A flower?

It’s the classic computer game turned into a board game, which if you think about it, makes no sense. Then again, neither does traveling in an ox-drawn cart across a wilderness because of the idea of manifest destiny. But hey, it’s fun! (The card game and computer game, not the actual trip made by pioneers of yesteryear. They knew what diphtheria was, and they learned it the hard way.)

$14 and change — even if you play as a farmer, that’s affordable.